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I learned this the hard way, and more than. When I first moved here five years ago it feels more like 50I went out with a potential new friend who immediately asked for my astrological.

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I actually went to bars and Women looking sex Widen West Virginia talking to people. This technique had been successful in other cities—but in Seattle, I found that most people were less interested in strangers than in their iPhones. When I would finally manage to engage someone in conversation, it would go in one of two directions: Either I'd end up listening to a diatribe against Amazon or I'd end up listening to someone who works there talk about "stand-ups" and "scrums," whatever the hell those are.

Either way, it was stultifying. After months of trying, I basically gave up.

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You'll find your people eventually, I told. Don't push it. Luckily, there's plenty to do unaccompanied in Seattle.

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I saw David Duchovny one day and the countywide spelling bee the. Sure, maybe I looked out of place at the spelling bee—a solo adult with no child in sight—but so what? No one knew me. Plus, it was cute.

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I don't want to die, at least not until I see Donald Trump rotting in solitary confinement. But how to make a friend? They say the best way to meet people is through hobbies. Unfortunately, I have none besides smoking weed. I do however have the internet, and when it Ladies looking real sex Mc dowell Virginia 24458 to finding friends, there's an app for that—although it is not Adult Friend Finder, as I recently found.

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If one of you is reading this, I swear, it's a joke! There's also Craigslist. It may sound unwise to seek out friends on a website that has a murderer named after it, but people tell me it works, so Lady wants sex tonight Meredith decided to go for it.

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I put on the pigeon-head mask I keep in my desk and snapped a pic.

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It belonged to a woman with short hair, a writer whose work I'd read and admired. We met briefly that night, and saw each other at different parties and literary events around the city over the next few months. Soon Reading wokingham body rub personals were referring to each other as friends, and she introduced me to another writer whose work I'd admired, and I became friends with her.

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They've got no problem with nuance and perspective, and they see unlike so many people my own age that the world is more gray than it is black and white. I leave their company just a little bit fuller each time. More than ever, we depend on your support to help fund our coverage. Support local, independent media with a one-time or recurring donation.

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If there is hope for unrepentant grumps and skeptics like me, there's hope for literally. Follow More articles Katie Herzog Katie Herzog is a staff writer at The Stranger, where she covers and comments on media, politics, pop Ladies lonley on Cleveland, social movements, weed, climate change, free speech, French bulldogs, gender, sex, emotional support animals, airlines, Amazon, Donald Trump, Twitter mobs, internet hoaxes, wildfires, orcas, bike shares, Alex Jones, lesbians, the cost of living, conspiracy theories, moral panics, natural disasters, cults, the left, the right, the middle, podcasts, Jordan Peterson, Fox News, and, occasionally, Seattle.

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